hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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