I want to stick my p in your. b.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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