i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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