So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
There's even glitter on my cock...
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