Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
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Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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