Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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