Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
another moral hangover. fuck.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
this is an emotional support booty call
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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