I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
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When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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