I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Randomize
