NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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