I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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