I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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