went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
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I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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