4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
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Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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