come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
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My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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