I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
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i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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