put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
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Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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