No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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