yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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