She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
