we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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