he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
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I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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