And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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