i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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