STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
