She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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I need you to use more vowels.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
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My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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