Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
These tits shall not be calmed
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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