We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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