I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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