At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
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I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
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she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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