She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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