Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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