Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I'm always down for nudity.
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