Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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