His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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