doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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