My brain says no but my pants say off.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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