okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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