can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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