i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
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He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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