Is it because I queefed?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Holy shit dude........stairs
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