so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
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I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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