Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
God I need to hump something, right now.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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