@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
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This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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