I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I am never drinking with the goths again.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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