Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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