Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
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i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
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8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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