I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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