it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
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you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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