Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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