Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
you never un-have a 4some
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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