Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
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I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
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I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I need to wash the frat house off of me
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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