And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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