she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
This is my gift to your gina
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
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