im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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