is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
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I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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