You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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