Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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