? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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